Hey, hey friend
You've got quite the funny brand
Let me lend you a costly hand
I'm your friendly garbage salesman
Hey, hey kid
I've got sales you can't ignore
Subscribe to get a little more
When you step inside me deals store
Here's some fun facts
I used to be the biggest guy in town
Number one
All around
Salesman
Signed a contract
One phone call later had the sales hot
All it bought
Jackpot
A big shot
But when your life has gone down the drain
And you feel ashamed
My hyperlink remains
Blocked
How, how can you be
A big shot like me
Just find me the key
One time only deal
And speaking of you
It's your big début
That heart looks brand new
Let's put it to use
Now let's blow your mind
This contract was signed
The print's pretty fine
That heart will be mine
Now you must agree
To what I foresee
It's my guarantee
In heaven I'm free
So turn up the dial up
Flip up the screen
You shouldn't believe what you see on tv
This funky little worm will be the death of me
So make yourself a deal and don't forget your warranty
Here's an easy game for your friends to play
Why not come on back into the alleyway
Interest in business so you've got to say
You'd throw your whole life away
You want it, You need it
You have it, you've seen it
Just sign here, don't read it
It's just some boring terms of service
Finally, we got this show on the road
Hop inside my new cungadero
Ride around, to the basement we'll go
Kris you know, I couldn't do this alone
Wow I'm feeling good,
Aren't you feeling great
Heaven's here to watch you as your friends disintegrate
Nothing's left to stop me as I take on this state
Oh wait
Kris you little ingrate
How, how can you be
A big shot like me
You found me the key
Kris we had a deal
It's all overdue
That sweet revenue
You know what to do
This call is for you
I'll throw you a bone
And all that I own
I'll cut you a loan
Just hang up the phone
How could you say no
It's all that you owe
We're friends don't you know
To heaven we'll go
So turn up the dial up
Flip up the screen
You shouldn't believe what you see on tv
This funky little worm will be the death of me
So make yourself a deal and don't forget your warranty
Turn up the dial up
Flip up the screen
We don't need the easels or the CRTs
This funky little worm was the death of me
So cut the final strings and I will finally be free