Settle in kids
Me and Craig have a story to tell you about the meaning of Christmas (merry Christmas)
Gunkman, do you think it's gonna snow this year?
I sure hope it does (it's a Christmas miracle)
(Shut up!)
It's that time of year again
The time the season's white (yippee)
Yes I know it's Christmas time
And it's got me feeling right (ay, ay)
I know I've been good all year
And it's finally paying off (it is)
Santa's coming Christmas eve
And he's bringing me all this stuff (let's go!)
We want some KRKs
We want our own PA
We want a synthesizer
We want an equalizer
We want a distressor
We want a compressor
We want an exciter
We want a new lighter for weed
These are the things we need (smoke the weed)
Weed, weed, weed, yeah we gotta smoke weed
Only thing we need, only thing we need is weed
Smoking, smoking, smoking, smoking, smoking, smoking weed
Only thing we need, only thing we need
Weed, weed, weed, yeah we gotta smoke weed
Only thing we need, only thing we need, weed
Smoke weed, I need to smoke weed
Only thing we need, only thing we need, weed
Santa brought us to the cops (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Craig and Gunk got all locked up (okay)
Never thought I'd die so young (not so young, ay)
Santa spoiled all our fun (that's true, that's true)
Now remember this kids
The moral of the story is
Don't do drugs!
Mr. Gunkman, it's snowing!