One, two, three, four! Oh-oh-oh-oh Everybody was kung fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing They were funky China men from funky Chinatown They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip Everybody was kung fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung He said, "Here comes the big boss, (woo-huh!) Let's get it on" We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand The sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brand new trip Oh-oh-oh-oh (huh!) Oh-oh-oh-oh (ha!) Oh-oh-oh-oh (huh!) Oh-oh-oh-oh (ha!) Everybody was kung fu fighting (huh!) Those cats were fast as lightning (ha!) In fact, it was a little bit frightening (huh!) Make sure you have expert timing (ha!) Oh-oh-oh-oh (huh!)