I stumble out of a nightclub thinking Animals and insects don't do drugs I think i'll go out and act like i'm celibate Jingle bells and a christmas choir Softly kick a dog in the teeth But he can't beat me down Bloods streaming from my palms and my feet I'll bring the heavens down screaming with me Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Shake my cutie pie fist at a waitress When i'm sick of the way that i've been I think i'll go out and act anti-celibate And throw grenades at a christmas choir Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god