There was cheese, cheese Walking on its knees In the store, in the store There was cheese, cheese Walking on its knees In the corner grocery store My eyes are dim, I cannot see I have not brought my specs with me I have not brought my specs with me There were plums, plums Twiddling their thumbs In the store, in the store There were plums, plums Twiddling their thumbs In the corner grocery store My eyes are dim, I cannot see I have not brought my specs with me I have not brought my specs with me There was corn, corn Blowing on a horn In the store, in the store And there were beans, beans Trying on some jeans In the store, in the store There were beans, beans Trying on some jeans In the corner grocery store My eyes are dim, I cannot see I have not brought my specs with me I have not brought my specs with me There was more, more Just inside the door In the store, in the store There was more, much more Just inside the door In the corner grocery store