I've seen so many things I'd just as soon stay home I've bought so many drinks And I'd just as soon stay home Tell me how you like it I'll fix you up Don't you know home has cleaner cups? I've done my share of hiding And I'd just as soon stay home Give me stars, not city lights I'd just as soon stay home Tell me how you like it I'll fix you up Don't you know home has cleaner cups? Tell me how you like it I'll fix you up Don't you know home has cleaner cups? Thought the night was really something But I'd just as soon stay home That'd be a young assumption And I'd just as soon stay home