Every happy family is alike
We keep our demons in the basement
We smile nice
Always get the locks replaced
When things get a little bit out of hand
If you're overwhelmed, I understand
I would understand
I'm the goldbrick champion
Minute man, number one
I'm the goldbrick champion
I'm number one
Where is all of this therapy heading? (Hey)
Do we get to stop after the wedding?
What do you want me to say?
Can we afford this co-pay?
One thing at a time
I can only handle one thing at a time
One thing at a time
I'm the goldbrick champion
Minute man, number one
I'm the goldbrick champion
I'm number one
I'm a second-rate champion
Minute man, oh no
One thing at a time
I can only handle one thing at a time
So please be kind
One hand up if you're overwhelmed
Two hands up if you're overwhelmed
If you're overwhelmed
One hand up if you're overwhelmed
Two hands up if you're overwhelmed
If you're overwhelmed
I'm the goldbrick champion
Minute man, number one
(One thing at a time, I can only handle one thing at a time)
I'm the goldbrick champion (one thing at a time)
I'm number one (I can only handle one thing at a time)