Hey, rum man, reggae Palms and a beach One, two, three, four Calypso boy was working on a beach (Shalalalalala) Rum and reggae always in reach (Shalalalalala) He's just like the muffin snow, caught up reggae bands Tourist fallin', dancin' Joe, "Stand still, "No, I can't" Disco-co calypso Cuba-libre and mambo Disco-co calypso Cuba-libre and mambo Disco-co calypso Cuba-libre and mambo Alright, Joe When it's cold at Winnipeg (Shalalalalala) A lady cries: "Oh, such a drag!" (Shalalalalala) Fly to the Jamaican sun to get a perfect teint When the day has just begun she knows that Joe's a man Disco-co calypso Cuba-libre and mambo Disco-co calypso Cuba-libre and mambo Disco-co calypso Cuba-libre and mambo Alright, Joe What about a rum? The rusty locks hang on the shoulder (Shalala, lalalalala) She fell in love with what he told her (Shalala, lalalalala) They dance the disco every night along the quiet beach They drink and talk and laughed 'till light, nothing left to teach Disco-co calypso Cuba-libre and mambo Disco-co calypso Cuba-libre and mambo (Disco-co calypso) Hey, coconut woman, Joe is on his way What about a rum? (Disco-co calypso) Hoppa! Disco-co calypso Cuba-libre and mambo Disco-co calypso Cuba-libre and mambo Disco-co calypso Cuba-libre and mambo Disco-co calypso Cuba-libre and mambo Disco-co calypso Disco and coconut-o Disco-co calypso