South America does not exist The moon is painted on the sky Things sometimes fall up, but you never see And everything you believe is a lie Dinosaurs were invented by God as a test Our bodies don't rot when we die Oh the hippies are working for the government And everything you believe is a lie Lie-la-lie lie-la-lie lie-lie-lie And everything you believe is a lie Lie-la-lie lie-la-lie lie-lie-lie And everything you believe is a lie There are little tiny dwarves inside your t.v. And nobody cares when you cry Your mother resents you, she wanted a girl And everything you believe is a lie Lie-la-lie lie-la-lie lie-lie-lie And everything you believe is a lie Lie-la-lie lie-la-lie lie-lie-lie And everything you believe is a lie It's been years but I've never loved you And I never will, though I've tried We'll never get married, I'm dating your sister And everything you believe is a lie Lie-la-lie lie-la-lie lie-lie-lie And everything you believe is a lie Lie-la-lie lie-la-lie lie-lie-lie And everything you believe is a lie