Joe's an intellectual
But the effort of his brain is ineffectual
Finding the way out of his cell
Applying Maxwell
With a rollercoaster
He dug a hole but couldn't find the poster
Behind the wall, there's no canal
It's not a movie, pal!
And everybody in this room
Is holding a silver spoon
Chewing a chubby muffin
But the prisoner of his own head
Ate just a slice of bread
That is what the guard feeds him
By the time she locked the door
Sent troops to Cuba's shore
As an act of her ice-cold war
She became a word jail screw
On Splitsville avenue
And caged her darling's brain's residue
By the time she locked the door
Sent troops to Cuba's shore
As an act of her ice-cold war
She became a word jail screw
On Splitsville avenue
And caged her darling's brain's residue
Was it just physical?
He thought she really loved a little tickle
Now when he notices her skirt
She doesn't say a word
Screw the screw and look for
A key you think she took from your drawer
Do you see the time that you spent
Holding it in your hand?
And everybody in this room
Is holding a silver spoon
Chewing a chubby muffin
But the prisoner of his own head
Ate just a slice of bread
That is what the guard feeds him
By the time she locked the door
Sent troops to Cuba's shore
As an act of her ice-cold war
She became a word jail screw
On Splitsville avenue
And caged her darling's brain's residue
By the time she locked the door
Sent troops to Cuba's shore
As an act of her ice-cold war
She became a word jail screw
On Splitsville avenue
And caged her darling's brain's residue
By the time she locked the door
By the time she locked the door
By the time she locked the door
By the time she locked the door
By the time she locked the door
By the time she locked the door
Sent troops to Cuba's shore
As an act of her ice-cold war
She became a word jail screw
On Splitsville avenue
And caged her darling's brain's residue
By the time she locked the door
Sent troops to Cuba's shore
As an act of her ice-cold war
She became a word jail screw
On Splitsville avenue
And caged her darling's brain's residue
By the time she locked the door
Sent troops to Cuba's shore
As an act of her ice-cold war
She became a word jail screw
On Splitsville avenue
And caged her darling's brain's residue
By the time she locked the door
Sent troops to Cuba's shore
As an act of her ice-cold war
She became a word jail screw
On Splitsville avenue
And caged her darling's brain's residue