The stupidest show on TV Was when I saw that little girl go by She had such cute blonde hair She had a good time But she nearly fainted as the play began They locked her in the cage She was amazed They're all too small to pitch the fork There's always more to say Weeeeeeee goooooooo maaaaad at the end of the day And we won't let go We don't know The stupidest girl that I've met Was at the disco The one that people love She had such cute blonde hair She had a good time But she nearly fainted as the play began They locked her in the cage She was amazed They're all too small to pitch the fork There's always more to say Keep smiling go to the parties You will be a star You will go far