I don't work in a bank They're not my beans to count If you want proof, when I go broke No one will bail me out Don't ask me where I'm going Don't ask how much I drank If you want answers, that's just fine But I don't work in a bank Yeah well I don't work in a bank And you knew that when we met So put that dress back on the rack And live with your regret You don't get to taste the top shelf When your bottom line is blank So it's private stock and public school I don't work in a bank ♪ Oh I don't work in a bank That was fine when I was a kid The awful truth I've learned Things would be better if I did Yeah I ended up with short change And just myself to thank The world's a giant spinning coin And I don't work in a bank