Well the desk porter laughed News of our legend and our exploits Travelled car From bell-hop to hired car All this and more Modern History On the third floor So is this where he died Spend your life cutting words up With a knife I light a candle for each night You wate away your life Modern history On the third floor Well they磖e never gonna forget us We磖e the most famous People that they know Went to a party I didn磘 say a word You don磘 know how lucky you were You don磘 know how lucky you are So we set fire to your room And we bandaged up your Hands and arms - now Where磗 your beauty gone Modern history On the third floor