I saw the Abominable Snowman at the fair Carnie says he's from Nepal Take a look if you dare Scabs on his clubbed feet Smell of fish and chips in the air Alone in his trailer People come and pay to stare For a couple dollars You can see the freaks at the fair Stand and laugh Or you can just stare Thank God, my kids don't look like that Freakshow at the fair Freakshow at the fair Lobster boy, found half-way 'round the world Modern science, keeps alive A beautiful headless girl Siamese twins or child in fins Makes you cry Seen her turn into an ape before your eyes For a couple dollars You can see the freaks at the fair Stand and laugh Or you can just stare Thank God, my kids don't look like that Freakshow at the fair Freakshow at the fair Where have all the freaks gone? We don't see 'em at the fair Have doctors found a cure? Are they all locked up somewhere? I saw the Abominable Snowman at the fair Connie says he's from Nepal Take a look if you dare Freakshow at the fair Freakshow at the fair Freakshow at the fair