Well, everybody's buddy Joe Fahey! You know him, you love him Joe Fahey! Where the hell is he? Joe Fahey! Still might show up Joe Fahey! Everybody knows Everybody's buzzed Everybody thinks that He's their cuz Everybody's Chumley Joe Fahey! Like Tennessee Tuxedo Well everybody's doin' it Joe Fahey! Yah, smokin' and a-chewin' it Joe Fahey! He's my favorite chumly Joe Fahey! I'm just like lonely Joe Fahey! You know that If he was here Everybody would want to buy him a beer Cuz everybody's buddy Joe Fahey! He's so damned great Well, he's at home with Kathy Joe Fahey! You know he's with Mabel Joe Fahey! You know he's with the kitty Joe Fahey! He's all over the city