I was just cleaning up at the ol' North Pole
When I saw her on TV
Couldn't keep my mind on making toys
With those cartoon eyes on me
Waited 'till the rush was over
Santa was safe in bed
Snuck out back and I told the reindeer
"Boys, I'm taking this sled"
On Dasher, on Dancer
I'm trying to get an answer
On Prancer, on Vixen
Or your wagon I'll be fixin'
Come on Comet, get Cupid
Don't say you're here with stupid
Get Donner, get Blitzen
I want Christmas with Judy Jetson
Well we cruised down to Caracas
Flew over France
Hoping she was short enough
To give an elf a chance
Buzzed over Boston
Swooped down on Saint Paul
Never saw a sign of that ponytail at all
On Dasher, on Dancer
I'm dying to get her answer
On Prancer, on Vixen
Or your wagon I'll be fixin'
Come on Comet, get Cupid
Nah, don't say you're here with stupid
Get Donner, get Blitzen
I want Christmas with Judy Jetson
Well we never found Judy I'm sorry to say
It wasn't to be, I guess
Skypad Apartments was all I had
In the way of an address
When I got home they laughed at me
Said my plan had so many flaws
They called my Judy "fictional"
And they work for Santa Claus
On Dasher, on Dancer
I'm dying to get her answer
On Prancer, on Vixen
Or your wagon I'll be fixin'
Come on Comet, get Cupid
Aah, don't say you're here with stupid
Get Donner, get Blitzen
I want Christmas with Judy Jetson
Aww Judy
Never mind that Jet Screamer