Ian was a DJ
I met him on Avenue A
I gave him my number because Why not? he was a DJ
He was so good at texting but our real conversations vexed me
So I moved on to the next thing because he was only good at texting
Only good at texting
Martin that was your name
I met you on the One train
You were super-duper hot
One the One train
You said you were a painter, mostly you were a waiter
A stoner and a skater so I had to say "later"
These are the boys that I dated in high school
I thought they were so nice and I thought they were so cool
These are the boys that I dated in high school
They weren't very nice and they weren't very cool
I remember Rocky, he was two grades above me
Always wore a Bad Brains tee
I remember Rocky
He wouldn't dump his girlfriend
He said she gave such good head
And since her grandpa was dead, he couldn't dump her just yet
He said she gave such good head
I remember Beardy
I think his real name was Reid
We met at a Misshape's party and I just called him Beardy
I told him I was twenty, I was sixteen so that's sketchy
He found out and was angry that I told him I was twenty
These are the boys that I dated in high school
They weren't very nice and they weren't very cool
These are the boys that I dated in high school
I thought they were so nice and I thought they were so cool
These are the boys that I dated in high school
I thought they were so nice and I thought they were so cool
These are the boys that I dated in high school
They weren't very nice and they weren't very cool
Alex Mowry, you were kinda mean to me
I gave you my virginity
I was seventeen, you were twenty-three
We did it right before prom, I was scared to tell my mom
It wasn't really the bomb, we did it right before prom
We did it right before prom
We did it right before prom