All I ever wanted to do was make-out with you Just hang-out and order take-out with you It's too smoky and maybe too loud For shouted flirtations over the crowd Won't you please just be perfect right away? Not too nice or too mean And hopefully not gay Won't you please do everything right the first time And know without me saying just exactly on my mind Dream boy Won't you make this easy and be my dream boy So I don't have to learn to be subtle and coy? Scratch that you don't have to be that great You could just be someone I don't totally hate We don't have to fall in love We could just make out and stuff Not that I want a one-night stand I'm actually totally not about that Won't you please just be perfect right away? Not too nice or too mean And hopefully not gay Won't you please just do everything right the first time And know without me saying just exactly what's on my mind? Dream boy