Who's that poser standing there between me and my beer? I beat that bastard 1, 2, 3 for smalltalk I'm not here I down the glass, the shaking stops but that was not enough Sorry folks but when I'm sober I'm a little rough I order just another one, no wait - better ten Come on chick, hurry up, the shaking starts again Addicted to the liquid gold Drinking like hell, barfing as well Boozehounds from hell we are called So grab your ass and better beware The Boozehounds from hell assault A poser shows up in my bar and wants to hear some KORN I drop my glass of whiskey now and laugh at him with scorn "You wanna be a metal head, maybe I can assist Metal reigns supreme you Fuck, the rest tells you my fist" After some more Whiskeys my bladder's filled again I try my best but it's in vain - I can not hit the can Splashing all my liquid gold