Welcome 2 the second chapter, my friend (my friend).
I told you 3 songs before, how the story began.
Believe me, bein' broke is not the best of all, but the worst of all is if u're tryin'2 be
Rich and have a dog hangin'on your testicals, yo.
I ran away, and then i tried 2 hide.
I saw this muthafukkin'bus on the corner, so i jumped inside.
The doors got closed, so i took a look around, guess what i saw...
24 beautiful women, lookin at me without makin a sound.
This must b a dream and i tried 2 wake up (shit!).
But this little munster between my legs proved me da opposite, yo.
One bite deeper, and i would sound like rob halford.
So i said, listen up ladies, there's a thing that i need ya help 4.
Get this dog (shall i call it a dog or a rat?)off my dick, better make it quick,
This little teeth are makin me sikk.
They were from sweden, a cheerleadin-team,
On their way 2 some kind of championship, if u know what i mean.
The girl in the middle said:"get this pussy!",
I said:"what? now?"
"Not you! the chihuahua, that seems 2 be part of your balls."
Ey yo, the beast jumped off, and my menhood got saved,
And 12 fukkin'hours later 24 pussies got shaved...
I told you 3 songs before, how the story began.
Believe me, bein' broke is not the best of all, but the worst of all is if u're tryin'2 be
Rich and have a dog hangin'on your testicals, yo.
I ran away, and then i tried 2 hide.
I saw this muthafukkin'bus on the corner, so i jumped inside.
The doors got closed, so i took a look around, guess what i saw...
24 beautiful women, lookin at me without makin a sound.
This must b a dream and i tried 2 wake up (shit!).
But this little munster between my legs proved me da opposite, yo.
One bite deeper, and i would sound like rob halford.
So i said, listen up ladies, there's a thing that i need ya help 4.
Get this dog (shall i call it a dog or a rat?)off my dick, better make it quick,
This little teeth are makin me sikk.
They were from sweden, a cheerleadin-team,
On their way 2 some kind of championship, if u know what i mean.
The girl in the middle said:"get this pussy!",
I said:"what? now?"
"Not you! the chihuahua, that seems 2 be part of your balls."
Ey yo, the beast jumped off, and my menhood got saved,
And 12 fukkin'hours later 24 pussies got shaved...
Other albums by the artist
Cozy Drumming
2022 · album
Cozy Cole
1974 · album
Retrospective
2016 · album
Swinging Drums
2016 · album
Cozy Cole - Volume 1
2012 · album
C as in COLE, Cozy (Vol. 1)
2012 · compilation
Jazz Foundations Vol. 17
2008 · album
Willow Weep For Me (Selected Recordings)
2008 · album
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