I've been findin' myself prayin' Have you seen the shape I'm in? I've been cleanin' up my act after a weekend's worth of sin This past year I got let go and then the rent got hard to pay So I'm findin' myself kneeling down to pray I keep 'em clear and small Little prayers that won't hurt at all Clear and small Whispered words float through the walls Like Dear Lord I need a surfboard 'Cause I can't figure out how to not drown in these waves Dear Lord I saw your billboard About hell and fire and how I need to be saved So I'm prayin' straight away I've been finding myself prayin' Have you seen the shape we're in? I know you haven't seen us lately on Sunday mornings we're sleepin' in Fried from treadin' water in this pool you threw us in Waitin' for a lesson on how to swim I keep 'em clear and small Little prayers that won't hurt at all Clear and small Whispered words float through the walls Like Dear Lord I need a surfboard 'Cause I can't figure out how to not drown in these waves Dear Lord I saw your billboard About hell and fire and how I need to be saved So I'm praying straight away Ohh Dear Lord I need a surfboard 'Cause I can't figure out how to not drown in these waves Dear Lord I saw your billboard About hell and fire and how I need to be saved Dear Lord Could you send out that surfboard And maybe a couple hundred grand so we could stay Dear Lord If you strike down my landlord I'll be there every week and not just Christmas Day Kneelin' down to pray Kneelin' down to pray Oh, I'm kneelin' down to pray