I got half a mind to see you A half-tooth smile to grin right through you Been down in the mouth, can't fight it My temperature's high and rising I been locked in the house for 52 weeks Can't touch a bite, no, I can't sleep Found southern comfort up on the shelf Drank a river dry, but it don't help When my head gets swimming like this I need some real strong medicine I'm not pretending, I've been gone for way too long So please call the doctor She knows just what to offer The good doctor, she's your friend Crystal ball says, "Seek within" The Magic Eight Ball says, "Ask again" Looking for answers, looking for help The good doctor says, "You've got to help yourself" When my head gets swimming like this I need some real strong medicine I'm not pretending, I've been gone for way too long Please call the doctor She knows just what to offer The good doctor, she's your friend, hey ♪ When my head gets swimming like this I need some real strong medicine I'm not pretending, I've been gone for way too long So please call the doctor She knows just what to offer The good doctor, she's your friend Oh, the good doctor, she's your friend Oh no, the good doctor, she's your friend Oh, she's your friend