I know he's having a big time
That bastard's having a ball
I must have dropped it in the mud somewhere
Recount my steps and wonder
Where did it fall
Right past the entrance by the beer tent
It was absent like I had it
In the past tense of my late night charade
But I lost my phone, keys and my wallet
Now it's dead and I can't call it
And I sure do hope I find it again
Go out and find it
He probably just bought a pizza
He probably just bought a whole round of beer
I'm sitting here hungry
Dry mouthed and lonely
Like if only you were here
Probably swinging like a sultan
He's probably living like a king
I'm sitting here scrounging
Like a scoundrel with my hands out
Like, hey man, what did you bring
Right past the entrance by the beer tent
It was absent like I had it
In the past tense of my late night charade
I lost my phone, keys and my wallet
Now it's dead and I can't call it
I sure do hope I find it again
Go out and find it
I know he's having a big time
That bastard's having a ball
I must have dropped it in the mud somewhere
Recount my steps and wonder
Where did it fall
Right past the entrance by the beer tent
It was absent like I had it
In the past tense of my late night charade
I lost my phone keys and my wallet
Now it's dead and I can't call it
I sure do hope I find it again
Right past the entrance by the beer tent
It was absent like I had it
In the past tense of my late night charade
I lost my phone keys and my wallet
Now it's dead and I can't call it
I sure do hope I find it again
Go out and find it