I got drunk and i ate a chicken I ate the chicken i found in my kitchen Not just the leg, and not just the wing I'll like to let you know i ate the whole damn thing Well, i was pretty drunk, i must have been half-blind But when i found the chicken, i knew she was so mine I don't know where she'd come from, how long she's been But i ate her anyway because I was drinking and i didn't care I got drunk and i ate a chicken I ate the chicken i found in my kitchen Not just the leg, and not just the wing I'll like to let you know i ate the whole damn thing Well, it turns out she's been there for a while But it don't matter to me She was heading for the garbage And the big bad bird was for me I got drunk and i ate a chicken I ate the chicken i found in my kitchen Not just the leg, and not just the wing I'll like to let you know i ate the whole damn thing Well, i'm sitting in my kitchen And i'm wondering where's my chicken I don't know what to do, i feel so alone 'Cause the only friend i have is a pile of chicken bones! I got drunk and i ate a chicken I ate the chicken i found in my kitchen Not just the leg, and not just the wing I'll like to let you know i ate the whole damn thing