I never had a sister That you didn't like You had three ugly brothers But still turned out all right, yeah I never had a girlfriend Longer than three months You never had a boyfriend But married on a hunch So let's ride bikes into the sea And catch a bus outside the reef Drive so deep that we can see Thinks that we have to get off The bus driver laughs and he shakes his head Says, "You're okay, I drive this route everyday" You're uneasy and you say you're scared And if I die at least you'll die too I never had a sister But you, you look swell Wearing your matching shorts As often as the mail comes You look like Audrey Hepburn When you get all dressed up I have seen all your movies 'Cause Audrey's a stone fox So let's ride bikes into the sea And catch a bus outside the reef Drive so deep where we can see Thinks that we have to get off The bus driver laughs and he shakes his head Says, "You're okay, I drive this route everyday" You're uneasy and you say you're scared And if I die at least you'll die too