There's an elephant in the room Fun guy with wicked point of view Martyrdom just for a laugh Monday night is the night to go "Sow your oats" kind of metaphor Get her done before departure Win loose goose it's all the same She lifts up her skirt Shows me her blessing That could be the only thing I will be missing Running around in someone's apartment Screaming at the top of our lungs Fantastic nonsense Pudgy bitches being rude Lost her street with her attitude Nothing more than master blaster Friday is the night to stay Time now for amateur parade Nothing more than proper posture Said loose goose it's all the same Nude pictures and forest games She lifts up her skirt Shows me her blessing That could be the only thing I will be missing Running around in someone's apartment Screaming at the top of our lungs Fantastic nonsense What do you say, what do you say, what do you say? Their fancy pants with the fancy hats She lifts up her skirt She shows me her blessing That could be the only thing I will be missing Running around in someone's apartment Screaming at the top of our lungs Fantastic nonsense