I drink too much just celebrating where I've come from Remembering the days when I was fed on ramen I smoke too much weed, sometimes I forget to function I don't remember when we even left the function I found a bag of mushrooms in my friend's apartment Ate like fifty now I'm making friends with Martians I'm drinking whiskey like a cowboy And I'm slick as Draco Malfoy Oh, that's Allday, yeah, that's our boy Oh, you hate? You just sad boy Hop out the shower, she fresh like citrus I've been reading books that don't have pictures I've been up and down, got motion sickness Think I'm really done digging myself ditches Watch what you say to yourself Because those words become spells And those spells make it a dark world I'm living my best life Til' the next life, like I always said I would They always told me "yeah, right" Turning nothing into something, that's the best life My best life, I'm living my best life Best life Til' the next life, like I always said I would They always told me "yeah, right" Turning nothing into something, that's the best life My best life, I'm living my best life So do you drip in diamonds, that could really drown us? Got cars you never drive you leave in empty houses? And if these seeds of insecurity should sprout up Who charges you just to spray your weeds with Roundup? I smoke and drink 'til I like the songs I hate I feel like Moses on them nights we all escape Part the ocean like "woosh" When I'm on track like swoosh Now don't look but life is like five foot (short!) Yeah, had a hole in my heart like a donut I'm taking it slow 'til I'm sewn up Might eat a salad for a meal, I'm a grown-up I don't really smoke no more, gotta focus Just minding my business, mind yours Til' I'm rich and sad suicide doors I got people to provide for No time off But it's the best life Til' the next life, like I always said I would They always told me "yeah, right" Turning nothing into something, that's the best life My best life, I'm living my best life Best life Til' the next life, like I always said I would They always told me "yeah, right" Turning nothing into something, that's the best life My best life, I'm living my best life