He's a guy you don't remember from high school
He's a guy you don't remember from a party
He's a guy who'd friends with your cousins or something
He's a guy you don't remember at all
But he read everything you had to say
And he thinks you're missing some points
He's gonna tell you about it every day
Til you come round to his way of thinking
Before you know it he got angry on the internet
He's gotta show you he's the toughest guy around
He's got his capslock on (capslock on)
He's got his capslock on (capslock on)
He's got his capslock on (capslock on)
And he's coming for you
And he's never backing down, never giving up
Never backing down, never giving up
Never backing down, never giving up
Never backing down, never giving up ground to you
"Cos you don't know what you're talking about"
She's a girl you don't remember from grade school
She's a girl you don't remember from a party
She's a girl who worked with your mother or something
She's a girl you don't remember at all
But she read everything you had to say
And she thinks you're missing some points
She's gonna tell you about it every day
Til you come round to her way of thinking
Before you know it she got angry on the internet
She's gotta show you she's the toughest broad around
She's got her capslock on (capslock on)
She's got her capslock on (capslock on)
She's got her capslock on (capslock on)
And she's coming for you
And she's never backing down, never giving up
Never backing down, never giving up
Never backing down, never giving up
Never backing down, never giving up ground to you
"Cos you don't know what you're talking about"