Mister radiator You can't be s-serious Oh mister radiator You can't be for real Mister radiator You can't be s-serious Oh mister radiator Just what is the deal And mister radiator You've been going on off all night Oh mister radiator Don't you know how lazy I can be? Oh mister radiator You've been going hot and cold all my life Oh mister radiator You can't be for real Mister agitator You've got me f-furious Oh mister tantalizer Get right out of here Mister tranquilizer We used to be the best of friends But mister tranquilizer I think I'll steer clear And mister radiator You've been going on off all night Oh mister radiator Don't you know how lazy I can be? Oh mister radiator You've been going hot and cold all my life Oh mister radiator You can't be for real Extra, extra, read all about it Mister big decision is beginning to doubt it He got drunk on evening, he screamed and he shouted That his wild ambitions had finally sprouted He was ranting, raving, all his visions were swarming And he felt that something deep within him was forming He kept happy thoughts and he ignored every warning Like he'd found his reason to wake up in the morning First he felt sorry, then he felt sad And illusion after illusion Turned up short or turned out bad Where is the glory that seemed so within my grasp Where is the glory... has it just passed? And mister radiator You've been going on off all night Oh mister radiator Don't you know how miserable I can get? Oh mister radiator You've been going hot and cold all my life Oh mister radiator You can't be for real