Don't be jealous if I'm overzealous
My flow is so infectious
So go get your own flagellas
'Cause I'ma whip this...
I wanna rhyme like Streptococcus
Jump from throat to throat and get spotted
Hip-hop is such an infectious process
You spread it when you get it embedded in epiglottises
And when I talk to women
I'm so Clostridium botulinum
I just get up in your lips like a botox fix
When I flip it and rock the rhythm
I wanna scratch a record
That's hard to resist like Staph infection
When I spit a verse, I work ya like MRSA
And get your impetigo itchin'
I got the sickest skills
Lyrically I'm Clostridium difficile
When I run up in the lab with a sample in a bag
Technicians say my shiz-nit is ill
Infectious, I'm so infectious
I colonize beats like petri dishes
Infectious, I'm so infectious
I'm lyrically spirochete twisted
Every time I rhyme on the beat so fly
I'm EHEC E. coli
If a man try to bite me, he goin' die
But you'll find I'm benign if you be bovine
What's this? It's a hell of a ruckus
It's hyped up like Roc-a-fella productions
I make crowds go "whoop whoop" when I bust this
Whooping like it's Bordetella pertussis
I rap now,
I used to be a tree planter
I'll turn a professor into an obscene dancer
Yeah, she's tenured,
But she wants the rapper
Keen for some horizontal gene transfer
I pop champagne like an optimist
You can check my gram stain,
I'm positive
Bacillus anthracis rockin' this
Mainstream rap is so acidophilus
Infectious, I'm so infectious
I colonize beats like petri dishes
Infectious, I'm so infectious
I'm lyrically spirochete twisted
I'm Canadian born,
Although I dwell in America
I'm known as a hell of a character
I get up in your guts,
Salmonella enterica
And make ya kind of ill and embarrass ya
My X-Factors give lesser rappers
Peptic ulcers;
I'm so Helicobacter
Pylori, that you best step backwards
Or you might start developing cancers
'Cause I live to spread my rhymes,
Vicarious
Diplococci?
Fine, I'm bi-curious
I wouldn't wanna be a gonarrhoean,
I'm serious
I'm into meninge when it comes to Neisserians
This is my planet and I plan to own it
Any beat, I can breathe on it, I'm anaerobic
I'm a virus too,
But that's a can I haven't opened
That'll be my epidemic moment
Infectious, I'm so infectious
I colonize beats like petri dishes
Infectious, I'm so infectious
I'm lyrically spirochete twisted
Infectious, I'm so infectious
In your textbooks like Christians in Texas
Infectious, I'm so infectious
I'm lyrically spirochete twisted
Infectious, I'm so infectious
Like your blood is a club and I'm on the guestlist
Infectious, I'm so infectious
I'm lyrically spirochete twisted
Infectious, I'm so infectious
Man or woman, I don't care, I'm not sexist
Infectious, I'm so infectious
I'm lyrically spirochete twisted