Honey, I'm home Earlier than expected again I can see you're not alone Would you like to introduce me to some of your friends? That's Mr. Wheeler in his assless chaps And the small fellow cuffed to the cabinet door Yes i remember them from last week's bach But you look busy so i'll stand in your way no more I'll be outside And if you need me, my love I'll be waiting on the doorstep for you Waiting on the doorstep for you (Woo) Just this once, maybe i could join in too Darling tonight, I thought i'd do something special for you I picked those earrings out you liked Even prepared a candle dinner for two But i guess you won't be eating No, not since you're full up With the plumber and the man who said he came to fix the heating Well, don't mind me fellows, yell if you need anything I'll be outside And if you need me, my love I'll be waiting on the doorstep for you Waiting on the doorstep for you (Woo) Just this once, maybe i could join in too You look as pretty through the window Magnificently kneeling between those men I kind of think of how your lips are so soft Thus, you get up from your knees and wipe your chin Almost reminds me of the old days Like when i first laid my eyes on you I always knew that we'd be soulmates And some day it would be just us two (Wooo) And maybe some day, Maybe i could join in too Until then I'll be outside And if you need me, my love I'll be waiting on the doorstep for you Waiting on the doorstep for you (woo) Just this once, maybe i could join in too Just this once, maybe i could join in too