Honey, I'm home earlier than expected again
I can see you're not alone
Would you like to introduce me to some of your friends?
That's Mr. Wheeler in his assless chaps
And the small fellow cuffed to the cabinet door
Yes, I remember them from last week's batch
But you look busy, so I'll stand in your way no more
I'll be outside
And if you need me, my love, I'll be waiting on the doorstep for you
Waiting on the doorstep for you (ooh)
Just this once, maybe I could join in too
Darling, tonight I thought I'd do something special for you
I picked those earrings out that you liked
Even prepared a candlelit dinner for two
But I guess you won't be eatin'
No, not since you're full up with the plumber
And the man who said he came to fix the heating
Well, don't mind me, fellas!
Yell if you need anything
I'll be outside
And if you need me, my love, I'll be waiting on the doorstep for you
Waitin' on the doorstep for you (ooh)
Just this once, maybe I could join in too
You look as pretty through the window
Magnificently kneeling between those men
I can't help think of how your lips are so soft
As you get up off your knees and wipe your chin
Almost reminds me of the old days
Like when I first laid my eyes on you
I always knew that we'd be soulmates
And someday it would be just us two
And maybe someday, maybe I could join in too
Until then, I'll be outside
And if you need me, my love, I'll be waiting on the doorstep for you
Waiting on the doorstep for you (ooh)
Just this once, maybe I could join in too
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Just this once, maybe I could join in too