Somewhere down by the sandpit, the beast lurks
Back and forth on the swing set, I've seen her.
Don't give in to her innocent features,
She's a diabolical creature,
She plays with matches and eats dirt,
With spaghetti hoop stains on her t-shirt,
And, she'll promise to tell you a secret,
But, I tell you, you must not believe her,
Don't go down by the swings,
That's where she'll lure you in,
And, she'll do the most merciless things,
Don't be fooled by the charm of the dangerous minx,
And her pinks and baby-blues (colours of clothing),
She'll thumb-suck her way around you,
With a giggle so cute, she'll wrap you up in her pigtail,
No matter what you do, she'll thumb-suck her way around you
Unapologetically ruthless, she'll pull her face and your tongue out, and toothless.
You could cover your eyes, but it's useless.
She will pinch you and laugh as it bruises.
But don't go down by the swings,
That's where she'll lure you in,
And, she'll do the most merciless things,
Don't be fooled by the charm of the dangerous minx,
And her pinks and baby-blues (colours of clothing),
She'll thumb-suck her way around you,
With a giggle so cute, she'll wrap you up in her pigtail,
No matter what you do, she'll thumb-suck her way around you
Don't be fooled by the charm of the dangerous minx,
And her pinks and baby-blues (colours of clothing),
She'll thumb-suck her way around you,
With a giggle so cute, she'll wrap you up in her pigtail,
No matter what you do, she'll thumb-suck her way around you