Never have I been to such a place That's so enchantingly unsafe Where one can gander at the damsels on display Locked inside their crimson cases While they're waiting for their princes to arrive and save the day But ladies, have no fear! I'm here And I'll carry you through the confetti when everyone cheers From the pavement To inside the villain's cave and down the stairs To where the slaves a-waste their time Trying to climb the greasy pipes As idle men sit by adoring I decide to go exploring Down an orange corridor Until I'm sure that my princess is near I'm here And I'll carry you through the confetti when everyone cheers I'll carry you through the confetti when everyone cheers When everyone cheers When everyone cheers When everyone cheers When everyone cheers When everyone cheers ♪ Behind a heavy door and purple curtains There's a girl that's on all fours And forced to crawl across the floor And I think, "What do we have here?" You can smell the scent of destiny Spell out a happy ending As she trembles in my arms And gently whisper in her ear "I'm here" "And I'll carry you through the confetti when everyone cheers" I'll carry you through the confetti when everyone cheers When everyone cheers When everyone cheers Ah, when everyone cheers When everyone cheers When everyone cheers And the jewel-encrusted and golden book shuts