I have mental conditions I have no intuitions There is no inhibition in me To rid myself of all my fantasies You'll see I've tried to get better (tried to get better) She sent me a letter But I went out and met her instead I tiptoed and I sat down by her bed She said, what's this now, Tony? Get out of my house Stay back now, Tony You really freaking me out (Oh, Oh, Oh) Oh please no, Tony, Let me go I don't know what happened that night (what happened that night) I guess she put me on the spotlight Clearly something's not right with me They say I'm unsuitable to join society But they'll see I've found me a looker (found me a looker) Yeah, she's a nice high class hooker I picked her up and took er' to my place I switched the lights and gently touched her face Such a grace She said, Hey now, Mister I don't understand Stay back now, Mister What's that in your hand? (Oh, Oh, Oh) Oh please no, Mister, Let me go Although I am a nice, I like to watch when they cry Only God knows why Some times I get bored, and the other me takes control I start to feel strange inside They all say I'm mad, they say my actions are bad But why do they feel so right? I need to turn myself in, before the madness begins tonight They've gone and put me away now (put me away now) Yeah, no long restraint, no, they say I'll be okay As long as I take these tablets every day, Hooray And I have a new friend called Andy (new friend called Andy) He understands me, and comes in great handy for me To help me handle all my fantasies And he says, I'm sorry, Tony Guess this is the end Lay back now, Tony Goodnight my friend