Under a Simpsons' sky He swims away from naked eye A tiny dot upon the ocean Dunkirk, El Alamein He never spoke of it again He never showed when he was broken He was there, all spick and span You wouldn't find a better man Her very own Sir Lancelot He was there Then he was not She waits upon the beach As far away as she can reach She pulls us in the right direction She sings her songs of prayer And swaddles us in Tupperware All sealed in for our protection She was there, all smiles and pearls The best for him in all the world And though it took all she had got She was there Then she was not Seems like an age ago Feels like an age ago, ooh, oh-oh-oh They were there to hold us up To pour us from their loving cup Through thick and thin, no matter what They were there They were there They were there Then they were not