Now keep this to yourself but My love plays games with me I don't mean "Gin" or "Monopoly" Strings me along like some pet animal or other Why do I play her game When she can't even remember my name Wish I could whistle like the "Big Sleep's" famous lover Hey there Bogart Could you help me out Talk to me Bogart What is it all about Hey there Bogart Proud and brave and strong Talk to me Bogart What did I do wrong Help me Bogart If time and space allow Talk to me Bogart What would you do now I have to tell you 'bout Chuck He's indestructible Well he is six and one half feet tall And he's witty and pretty and all american, I'm afraid She thinks that he's so smart She doesn't know that she's breaking my heart Wish I could wrastle like Hollywood's favourite renegade Hey there Bogart Could you help me out Talk to be Bogart What is it all about Hey there Bogart Proud and brave and strong Talk to me Bogart What did I do wrong Help me Bogart If time and space allow Talk to me Bogart What would you do now When you want me, Just whistle You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together And love