If you wrote a book with a page for Each memory And put it in hardback for people to buy The critics would laugh, yeah they'd call It ridiculous And sit around waiting for Porky to fly The truth is stranger than fiction And I must believe what I see But the truth is stranger than fiction to me If they made a film of the book of the memory With Bobby De Niro and Demi De Moore You'd sit in your seat with your popcorn And chocolate And wonder aloud at the point of it all The truth is stranger than fiction And I must believe what I see But the truth is stranger than fiction to me If it can happen it will happen it has Happened already If you don't understand, no reason and No rhyme Don't ask why If someone had told you you'd be where You are today You'd of thought they were crazy and laughed In their face And I never thought I would long for the Memory I never thought I would get to this place But The truth is stranger than fiction And I must believe what I see But the truth is stranger than fiction to me The truth is stranger than fiction to me