This is a story of our first teacher (yeah)
Shetland made her jumpers and the devil made her features
Threw up her hands when my mum said our names (that's right)
Embroidered all her stories with slanderous claims
But it's over and done with, it's over and done with
It's over and done with, it's over and done with
It's over and done with, it's over, it's over
It's over and done with, baby here, let me hear ya
This is a story of losing my virginity
I held my breath and the fey held a trinity
People, I'm making no claims to no mystery
Sometimes I feel like my sex life's all history
It's over and done with, it's over and done with
It's over and done with, it's over and done with
It's over and done with, it's over, it's over
It's over and done with, yeah, yeah
I'm not saying these events didn't touch our lives in any way
But, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
They didn't make the impression that some people say
This is a story of watching a man dying (yeah)
The subject's unpopular, but I don't feel like lying (no, no)
When I think of it now, I acted like a sinner
I just washed my hands then I went for my dinner
You have to handle the work all
Yeah, it's over and done with, it's over and done with
It's over and done with, it's over and done with
It's over and done with, it's over, it's over
It's over and done with, yeah
It's over (she alone), it's over (she alone), it's over (she alone), and done with (she alone)
It's over (she alone), it's over (she alone), it's over (she alone), and done with (she's alone)
It's over (it's over), it's over (it's over), it's over (it's over)
It's over, over, yeah, ah, oh, oh, whoa