This is a story of our first teacher
Shetland made her jumpers
And the Devil made her features
Threw up her hands when my mum said our names (that's right)
Embroidered all her stories with slanderous claims
But it's over and done with
It's over and done with (it's over)
It's over and done with
It's over and done with
It's over and done with
It's over, it's over (it's over and done with)
It's over and done with
Let me hear ya, let me hear ya
This is a story of losing my virginity (oh, oh)
I held my breath and the fey held a trinity
People, I'm making no claims to no mystery
Sometimes it feel like my sex life's all history
Yeah, it's over and done with
It's over and done with (it's over)
It's over and done with
It's over and done with
It's over and done with
It's over, it's over (it's over and done with)
It's over and done with
Yeah, yeah
I'm not saying these events didn't
Touch our lives in any way
But, ahh, they didn't make the impression
That some people say
This is a story of watching a man dying
The subject's unpopular, but I don't feel like lying
When I think of it now, I acted like a sinner (yeah)
I just washed my hands then I went for my dinner
You washed your hands and you walked off (that's true)
Yeah
It's over and done with
It's over and done with (it's over)
It's over and done with
It's over and done with
It's over and done with
It's over, it's over (it's over and done with)
It's over and done with
Yeah (it's over), yeah (it's over)
It's over
It's over
It's over and done with
It's over
It's over
It's over and done with
It's over
It's over
It's over, it's over, it's over, yeah
Ah, oh, oh-whoa