When am I ever going to kick the curse? I took my medication, I feel worse Swimming is easy when you're stuck in the middle of the Mississippi All you have to do is crawl Fifteen years, a big shot in a one horse town Riding the elevator shafts with your hip flask and your sun bed tan You were born stupid, mister, you were born cheap All you have to do is crawl When are you ever going to see sense? I kick it in and you spit it right out again Swimming is easy when you're headed for the deep All you have to do is, all you have to do is crawl One for the money, baby, two for the money Get back in that elevator, Jack, eat up your milk and honey Guess you were born lucky, mister, ain"t life sweet? All you have to do is crawl When are you ever going to see sense? I kick it in and you just spit it right out again Swimming is easy when you're stuck in the middle of the Mississippi All you have to do is, all you have to do is crawl