I don't mind a little cold weather, snow or ice
But when it becomes too intense, it isn't very nice
At first the snow is beautiful. It's fluffy, white and rich
But when you have somewhere to go, it's such a fucking bitch
All I want to do is trot on over to the store
But now there's all this snow and ice that wasn't there before
I cannot go 10 feet without falling on my ass
I must be honest, and I'm sorry if this is kind of crass
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
The snow is too fucking thick
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
No one enjoys being sick
Winter can suck my dick
I'm really not sure why I must make the weather suck
Something to do with harmony, honestly I don't give a fuck.
Flying is better than walking on the ground
But when I fly I am repeatedly snowbound
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
30 degrees below zero
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
The sidewalk's always narrow
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
Outside, keep your mouth closed
'Cause winter fucking blows
Now I have to wear like 7 layers of clothing
These coats are collapsing my lungs, and yet I'm still singing
I can barely see anything with all the wind and snow
I'm almost killed by falling icicles mother nature is a homocidle hoe!
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
I don't know why others like it
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
Holidays are one benefit
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
But once they're over it
Becomes a load of shit
And sure fillies and colts might get at least one snow day
But then they have to make up all their homework anyway
And snowball fights are kind of fun unless you are a nerd
This song should apply to you even if you haven't joined the herd
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
The roof tops are caving in
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
Weather like this should be a sin
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
Can't wait for spring to begin
Frost bite fucked up my skin
The other seasons have problems, Summer's hot as balls
But at least I can walk around and not constantly fall
Speaking of which, autumn is fine despite the leaves dying
And spring has rain but makes up for it with rainbows, flowers
And other gay stuff
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
Can the traffic please move faster
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
Californians are lucky bastards
Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up
How long will this bitch last?
I hope this shit melts fast
Fuck winter in the ass