Guess I can spare two words or three But I'm a busy man, you see Whatever I decide It's always meant to be For I'm the one that pulls the strings Of this world you're living in. Hiding in the dark Lies your secret king But I don't need no commentary Normal people, they're just silly I can say I can be so proud Yeah take a look at all my money And my wife, she's young and pretty Heaven knows I can be so proud Every nation comes to me To get dirty secrets cleaned And those wars they win It's my nuclear keys But if you turn on your TV, It's me again that you will see On the President's side, Guess he's never free Talking about some economy It was I who was so scary Lord knows I can be so proud I can overturn the country Make a thousand out of fifty I must admit I can be so proud So can you see them coming to me The're all trapped down like newbies I can say I can be so proud Lying to you is just so easy It's my job so don't feel guilty He hey, now you know I can be so proud Don't ever try to argue with me Oh my lawyer ain't so funny Lord knows I can be so proud Nevermind the rise of the sea I have my own jaccuzzi Now you see I can be so proud