- Hello!
- Hello!
- Where are you from?
- I am from Picardie!
- What?
- I am from Picardie!
- What?
- I am from Picardie!
- Oh, you mean just like "the man of the Picardie"?
- Yes, exactly, except I don't live on a peniche...
- So where do you live then?
- Bah, I Live In Picardie!
- Just like "the man of the Picardie"?
- Euh yes, enfin euh...
I am from Picardie the land of the rallye
I am from Picardie the land of 2 be 3
I am from Picardie you know Annie Cordy
She's not from Picardie just not like me
- So you live on a boat then?
- I don't live on a boat euh I live in Méru in Picardie...
And when I look at the stars and you know it's the night
Think all about the misery in the world and I think it's so unfair
And I could have been a camionneur hein, if I only had the permit, and I think...
Why? Why me? Why Picardie?
But I also think that you and me maybe, we can build a strong relationship based on mutual understanding... And be happy...
Happy in Picardie if you stay with me
Please stay in Picardie that's not so much pourri
Fatal Picardie must I be so lonely
Fucking Picardie mort au rat pays
- Euh I am gened but look, look Jean-Paul, I'm not so sure I can stay...
I've got to go back to where I belong to!
Oh, I must go back far from you!
To my country, to my place!
Cause I think I forgot to close the gaz!
Oh, Jean-Claude! I must go back to Saint-Etienne...!
- Oooh, oooh I know I should not lie but euh my name is not Jean-Paul, it's William!
- William?
- Sorry!
- William?
- Sorry!
Sorry in Picardie if you stay with me
Please stay in Picardie that's not so much pourri
Fatal Picardie must I be so lonely
Fucking Picardie mort au rat pays
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