Daytime pisses me off It starts me off On a wrong foot rate And nighttime pisses me off It puts me back To the fucking place And the face that pisses me off She leaves a sour after taste You see my life pisses me off I'm fucking sick of the human race It's killing me, it's killing me It's killing me, it's killing me Everything pisses me off From your cue ball head To the Grateful Dead And the rap star pisses me off They bitch and moan Bang! Bang! You're dead And the TV pisses me off Reality is a joke to me 'Cause my life pisses me off A complete disgrace this human race It's killing me, it's killing me It's killing me, it's killing me Oh, it's hard to survive And nothing's gonna help ya Please, I can beg to survive But nothing's gonna help me The computer pisses me off It rules my life this cyber wife That e-mail pisses me off The faceless shit cuts like a knife And Starbucks pisses me off Five bucks a cup, what the fuck is up? 'Cause my life pisses me off I'm just a pawn in the human race It's killing me, it's killing me It's killing me, it's killing me The terrorist pisses me off With his fucking beard The king of the weird And the war it pisses me off The prices rise, the market fries But the protest pisses me off You raise your sign and fucking whine This life it pisses me off A compluckin' disgrace this human race It's killing me, it's killing me It's killing me, it's killing me Oh, it's hard to survive And nothing's gonna help ya Please, I can beg to survive But nothing's gonna help me now Here's the war, raise the sign Little pussy don't like it Freedom of speech, not a crime Many lives were lost to get here Land of the free, home of the brave You will send us to our graves in time This life pisses me off! This life pisses me off! This life pisses me off! This life pisses me off! This life pisses me off! Because my life pisses me off It may be time to up and run But running pisses me off I'd rather stay and have some fun Because my life pisses you off It feeds my anger happily 'Cause happiness pisses me off Wipe your smile off your face Fucking human race It's killing me, it's killing me It's killing me, it's killing me Does your life piss you off? Does your life piss you off? Does your life piss you off? My life pisses me off!