We're taught, for what it's worth
That God created life on earth
That's what we're given to believe
It's also written in The Book
That on the day that Adam took
His first long look at Eve
He eyed her tenderly
And though his thoughts were pure
Noting her gender he remarked
One thing's for sure
I'm going to get me some of that
I'll be the first man to begat
But Eve, nobody's fool
Said, There are things, my friend
I think that you should hear
About the things that I'm not going to take
I'm not for free, my friend
And if that's not quite clear
Why don't you go try it with that snake?
Well Adam must have seen
There's no real choice between
A love affair with Beauty or the Beast
So he wrote fig-leaf checks
For prehistoric sex
He must have learned at least
That it's the geld that counts
In very large amounts
Don't tell me you're just finding out
What it's all about
Mister you just got here from the moon
In the best bank accounts
It's still the geld that counts
It may be sad but yet it's true
It's something all of you
Would-be lovers must discover too
Philosophers and sages
Writing wisdom of the ages
All agree and leave no doubt
That if you want to play the boss
You'd better plan to come across
Or else you'll do without
Why even Romeo
Found out to his dismay
The lovely Juliet
Would not come out to play
If all he offered her
Were speeches
Julie had the brains to know
That each is on his very own
She said, Look here, my friend
I think it's time for you
To learn a few things you will never see
For there's not much, my friend
A girl is going to do
For just some words
Beneath her balcony
Well there's a moral here
By now it should be clear
By now it should not come
As a surprise
You pay for what you get
A peek of Juliet
To girls who realize
When the champagne amounts
That's when it really counts
Because champagne has to be
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It's strictly geld that counts
In very large amounts
So mister all you got to do
Is bear in mind that you've
Got enough
You better get it up