When I'm up for the hall of fame
I'll go in two times
For what I've done in my career
And making you champ twice
Needed me to rescue you from your blonde ex-wife
You're welcome
That added ten years to your shelf life
Made a name with The Hurt Business
Then you distanced yourself
Remember Shelton remember Prime
Bobby, you did have help
Fall mighty this is the last hand that you'll get dealt
Let's go down memory lane Bobby fasten your seatbelt
"ECW' champ
Yeah, that was a joke
As far as classic brands go
That was like New Coke
A two hundred and seventy-three-pound push over
Six-foot three perfect poster boy poser
Silver medal in 02 sums up your career
Bob you would have won gold
If MVP was there
Never saw Lashley's ladies until the V.I.P Lounge
That's a perk of having the most valuable player around
And I know you're looking at me thinking life aint fair
Mad at me because I still have all my hair
I'll scorch you on this track and leave you covered in blisters
Word to Sami Zayn and your three ugly sisters
I'm the one with the vision
So, you know I stay scheming
Even though your name is Bobby
I got brains like Heenan
My hands are a weapon
I'm 305 repping
Think V.I.P Lounge
I'll break you down in sections
All it takes from Vince is just one phone call
The bigger ego
The harder the mighty fall