We Made YouChris WebbySampling the beat to his idol Eminem's "We Made You" Webby does his best to live up to the standard Em left for white rappers. Off the Optimus Rhyme mixtape.
(Man, I don't even know what I'm doin in this mothafuckin booth right now)
Haha, let's go!
When you walk in the room, it is clear to see
I'm the one, with the bong, and the bag of weed
I'm a pothead, and everybody knows it's
So drop dead, if you will oppose it
I'm the one whose burnin'
Back by popular demand
Wait no not yet, no one even knows who I am
But I'm the White Noise and I'm kickin' it again
Kick em to the curb as I stick it to the man
Chris Webby, check the Johnathan Hancock
Walk around buzzed on Klonopin and pot
Got so many lyrics, when I drop it I can't stop
Find me a biddy and I'm watchin' her pants drop
Whoa, start unzipperin' now
There's no way I be simmerin down
But I be Donkey Kong, so I'm a hit em with a Simeon hound
And keep buzzin' like a sippian, wow
Now, Kowabunga
When I come and hit her from the under
Round make sound like thunder
White as the weather in a tundra
Stun ya, cause I rap it ill, It'll really make ya wonder
I'm the illest white rapper on 20 muscle relaxers
Sniffin' anthrax just to feel the shit faster
I'm a fuckin' Jedi master no need for a blaster
My lightsaber will leave none standin' after
I swing it around and cut everyone to fractions
Sweep em in a pile then drive away laughin'
I think that I lost it, I can't explain my actions
Neither can the therapist, he says that I'm on crack
And I would have to agree cause I been smokin' that
Since I was like 6 sittin' on Santa's lap
Asking for my own prostitute and a bat
So I can knock her out and jerk off on her rack
A little animal is what the fuck I was
Poppin' Ritalin, tattlin', just to get a little buzz
Fuck, what was I even talking about? Uh...
Oh yeah, where was I? Kids, don't do drugs
And that's why
My dutch
I've never had enough
So I'mma roll me up another once I finish this up
And that's why
My brain
Is now completely fucked
So I have no idea why I am even saying this stuff
I'm a young buck, fucked up, trashed like a dump truck
With bundles of Budda smellin' like a skunks butt
Slaughter any dumb fuck, messing with the come up
Like Mario with a green shroom, got 1 up
On anybody cause you know I flow it dope
Walk around with a cane, beatin' up older folks
I'm just looking for a pair of titties I can motorboat
Or a bottle of Penicillin so I can overdose
Comatose mothafucka and I'm on it, what?
Raspy ass voice soundin' like Donald Duck
Mad Game, Crazy, rollin' with a lot of sluts
Pop so many pills, who will know what I could vomit up?
Hanukkah to Ramadan, I got a bomb tickin'
Goin on and on, who would stop at my mission?
Murder Robin Hood, fuckin' choke him with my belt
Then I steal from the rich and keep it for myself
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