Can't deny, I'm gonna try to see her tonight Even though I am gonna look like a fool Because I'm gonna drink 'Til the reasons it seems like a bad idea I'll crawl off and then disappear into a cave With all my bad ideas like love I'll wear a tie to formalize what I'm gonna do I'll put it on the line and one day dreams will come true But even I know enough to know that it won't happen this time or next These are the wonders of the opposite sex Cause they're complex and that's the reason why I can't stay home I'll wake up with egg on my face for you I'll undergo personal disgrace for you 'Cause I want you Asleep by a fountain, covered by sick ♪ I'm on the ground, girl I'm thrashin' 'round it's easy to see But this display is caused to show what you mean to me But now they're driving me away They're putting me in an unlicenced mini cab And they're calling my best friend's dad But that's not bad because one day you'll remember me