Ain't that the worst feelin
Cop behind me and I ain't even speedin
Hadn't had a drink since last evening
I was real fucked up
On Robotussin Robotrippin trucker speed poppy seeds
Yellow jackets mad dogs cocaine listerine
Pop-its whippers alcohol
Tons of weed, man I did it all
But not tonight
Aw Fuck you Cop, What you gonna do
I hear you lights I see your sirens
Here's my proof of insurance and my driver license
No sir can't think of no warrants I got nothing to hide
Come on Fuck You Cop
What you gonna do
Go on and make me
Say my alphabet forwards say my alphabet backwards
Follow your pen and count to one thousand
Touch my finger to my nose touch my finger to your nightstick
Spread my legs and call the k-9 unit
1234 4321 stand on one leg which ever one you want to
Feet together head back, arms out to each side
The horizontal gaze nostagmus, i said the horizontal gaze nostagmus
Aw 9 step heel to toe, count to W here we go
Fuck you cop, What you gonna do
Ain't that the worst feelin
Cop behind me and I ain't even speedin
Hadn't had a drink since last evening
I was real fucked up